Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Thanksgiving is the time of the year when you unite with the ones you love dear. But it can soon turn into a disgrace when someone ends up with pie in their face. Here are some funny sayings about Thanksgiving that will bring out the humor of this time of the year.

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  1. Never trust a skinny chef


  2. Keep calm and gobble on

    Holiday Spirit

  3. Tis the day the gobble till ya wobble


  4. Today is the day we are grateful with our whole heart and eat so much until we fart


  5. Like the brownies my family is mostly sweet with a few nuts


  6. If only I could relate to these people I’m related to

    Liz Marie

  7. Thanksgiving: The only day its ok to overeat and be lazy


  8. If Thanksgiving gives you a weird sensation, it could be gratitude or the indigestion.


  9. This is a day the family will reunite, Please don’t let it turn into a fight.

    Tony Belinski

  10. At sun down, We chow down.

    Sammy Smarts

  11. Eat enough till we stuff, Then we slouch on the couch.


  12. Give thanks and show appreciation then over-eat and get constipation.


  13. Be careful that too much you don’t eat, or your belly will grow and you won’t see your feet.


  14. Don’t worry about your weight this Thanksgiving, you can set it as a New Years resolution.


  15. Everybody gets along in this place or cranberry sauce will end up in your face.

    Wilmer Wilson

  16. It takes one chef to stuff a turkey, but you have to squeeze him in.


  17. Thanksgiving Day, what a sensation, oh wait that’s just the constipation.

    Polly Pocket

  18. Thanksgiving is near, A time of good food and good cheer, oh and don’t forget the beer.

    Humor Harris

  19. Beer + Football + Turkey = Best Thanksgiving ever

    Mrs Jane

  20. I’ll be feeling just fine, after you bring a cup of wine.


  21. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Eat so much and you will wobble

    Chef Mike

  22. We eat it all than watch football.

    Chef Mike

  23. Thanksgiving a time for cheer, and to gobble down the turkey and beer.

    Rainbow Chaser

  24. We eat it all than head to the mall.

    Rainbow Chaser

  25. Stuff your face than to the mall we race.


  26. What a sweet embrace, cranberry on the face.

    Ha Ha

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