Thanksgiving is the time of the year when you unite with the ones you love dear. But it can soon turn into a disgrace when someone ends up with pie in their face. Here are some funny sayings about Thanksgiving that will bring out the humor of this time of the year.
Funny Thanksgiving Sayings
Never trust a skinny chef
Keep calm and gobble on
Tis the day the gobble till ya wobble
Today is the day we are grateful with our whole heart and eat so much until we fart
Like the brownies my family is mostly sweet with a few nuts
If only I could relate to these people I’m related to
Thanksgiving: The only day its ok to overeat and be lazy
If Thanksgiving gives you a weird sensation, it could be gratitude or the indigestion.
This is a day the family will reunite, Please don’t let it turn into a fight.
At sun down, We chow down.
Eat enough till we stuff, Then we slouch on the couch.
Give thanks and show appreciation then over-eat and get constipation.
Be careful that too much you don’t eat, or your belly will grow and you won’t see your feet.
Don’t worry about your weight this Thanksgiving, you can set it as a New Years resolution.
Everybody gets along in this place or cranberry sauce will end up in your face.
It takes one chef to stuff a turkey, but you have to squeeze him in.
Thanksgiving Day, what a sensation, oh wait that’s just the constipation.
Thanksgiving is near, A time of good food and good cheer, oh and don’t forget the beer.
Beer + Football + Turkey = Best Thanksgiving ever
I’ll be feeling just fine, after you bring a cup of wine.
Gobble Gobble Gobble, Eat so much and you will wobble
We eat it all than watch football.
Thanksgiving a time for cheer, and to gobble down the turkey and beer.
We eat it all than head to the mall.
Stuff your face than to the mall we race.
What a sweet embrace, cranberry on the face.