Thanksgiving is the time of the year when you unite with the ones you love dear. But it can soon turn into a disgrace when someone ends up with pie in their face. Here are some funny sayings about Thanksgiving that will bring out the humor of this time of the year.
Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

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Never trust a skinny chef
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2075">
Keep calm and gobble on
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2076">
Tis the day the gobble till ya wobble
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2077">
Today is the day we are grateful with our whole heart and eat so much until we fart
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2078">
Like the brownies my family is mostly sweet with a few nuts
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2079">
If only I could relate to these people I’m related to
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2080">
Thanksgiving: The only day its ok to overeat and be lazy
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2081">
If Thanksgiving gives you a weird sensation, it could be gratitude or the indigestion.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2082">
This is a day the family will reunite, Please don’t let it turn into a fight.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2083">
At sun down, We chow down.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2084">
Eat enough till we stuff, Then we slouch on the couch.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2085">
Give thanks and show appreciation then over-eat and get constipation.
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Be careful that too much you don’t eat, or your belly will grow and you won’t see your feet.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2087">
Don’t worry about your weight this Thanksgiving, you can set it as a New Years resolution.
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Everybody gets along in this place or cranberry sauce will end up in your face.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2089">
It takes one chef to stuff a turkey, but you have to squeeze him in.
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Thanksgiving Day, what a sensation, oh wait that’s just the constipation.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2091">
Thanksgiving is near, A time of good food and good cheer, oh and don’t forget the beer.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2092">
Beer + Football + Turkey = Best Thanksgiving ever
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2093">
I’ll be feeling just fine, after you bring a cup of wine.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2094">
Gobble Gobble Gobble, Eat so much and you will wobble
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2095">
We eat it all than watch football.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2096">
Thanksgiving a time for cheer, and to gobble down the turkey and beer.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2097">
We eat it all than head to the mall.
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class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-2098">
Stuff your face than to the mall we race.
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class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-2099">
What a sweet embrace, cranberry on the face.