Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Thanksgiving is the time of the year when you unite with the ones you love dear. But it can soon turn into a disgrace when someone ends up with pie in their face. Here are some funny sayings about Thanksgiving that will bring out the humor of this time of the year.

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    Today is the day we are grateful with our whole heart and eat so much until we fart

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    Like the brownies my family is mostly sweet with a few nuts

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    If only I could relate to these people I’m related to

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    Thanksgiving: The only day its ok to overeat and be lazy

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    If Thanksgiving gives you a weird sensation, it could be gratitude or the indigestion.

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    This is a day the family will reunite, Please don’t let it turn into a fight.

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    Eat enough till we stuff, Then we slouch on the couch.

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    Give thanks and show appreciation then over-eat and get constipation.

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    Be careful that too much you don’t eat, or your belly will grow and you won’t see your feet.

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    Don’t worry about your weight this Thanksgiving, you can set it as a New Years resolution.

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    Everybody gets along in this place or cranberry sauce will end up in your face.

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    It takes one chef to stuff a turkey, but you have to squeeze him in.

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    Thanksgiving Day, what a sensation, oh wait that’s just the constipation.

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    Thanksgiving is near, A time of good food and good cheer, oh and don’t forget the beer.

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    Beer + Football + Turkey = Best Thanksgiving ever

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    I’ll be feeling just fine, after you bring a cup of wine.

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    Gobble Gobble Gobble, Eat so much and you will wobble

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    Thanksgiving a time for cheer, and to gobble down the turkey and beer.

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